Rhyme without reason costumes for work

Office-themed sets your whole team can wear to work, with no grown-up or gross-out jokes.

• NerdEarly BirdBuzzwordPassword

  • Nerd: Thick glasses, pocket protector, taped bridge
  • Early Bird: Bird beak, a coffee mug, already at work
  • Buzzword: Bee antennae, sticky notes reading PIVOT and DISRUPT
  • Password: Black outfit with a row of white asterisks

  -irdDeal this setEvery -ird costume

• IntrovertExtrovertStuffed ShirtDessert

  • Introvert: Hood up, a book, noise-canceling headphones
  • Extrovert: Loud outfit, a HELLO name tag on every surface
  • Stuffed Shirt: Suit stuffed with pillows, nose in the air
  • Dessert: All white, an ice cream hat with a cherry on top

  -irtDeal this setEvery -irt costume

• Question MarkBookmarkTrademarkShark

  • Question Mark: Black outfit and a giant ? sign
  • Bookmark: Tall ribbon strip down your front, a tassel hat
  • Trademark: Black outfit, a giant TM on your chest
  • Shark: Gray hoodie with a fin on top

  -arkDeal this setEvery -ark costume

• GlitchLight SwitchSales PitchWitch

  • Glitch: Pixel squares taped on, freeze mid-move
  • Light Switch: White box on your chest with a toggle
  • Sales Pitch: Suit, headset, a foam baseball
  • Witch: Black dress, pointy hat, broom

  -itchDeal this setEvery -itch costume

• SpreadsheetLong ReceiptCheat SheetBeet

  • Spreadsheet: White shirt with a grid drawn on, cell A1 on your chest
  • Long Receipt: Adding-machine paper scrolling from your collar to the floor
  • Cheat Sheet: Bedsheet covered in tiny written answers
  • Beet: Purple outfit and a green leaf hat

  -eetDeal this setEvery -eet costume

• Cash CowHighbrowUnibrowSnowplow

  • Cash Cow: Cow print with fake bills tucked everywhere
  • Highbrow: Monocle, opera glasses, a scarf, raised eyebrows
  • Unibrow: Any outfit, one giant felt eyebrow
  • Snowplow: Yellow box at your waist with a cardboard blade

  -owDeal this setEvery -ow costume

• Duct TapeRed TapeApeGrape

  • Duct Tape: Silver outfit, a cardboard tape-roll ring at your waist
  • Red Tape: Red streamers wrapped around you, stamp everything DENIED
  • Ape: Brown fuzzy hoodie, knuckle-walk at will
  • Grape: Purple sweats and a green leaf hat

  -apeDeal this setEvery -ape costume

• ThermostatDiplomatCatBat

  • Thermostat: Gray box on your chest with a dial drawn on
  • Diplomat: Suit, a sash, and a tiny flag
  • Cat: Black outfit, cat ears, eyeliner whiskers
  • Bat: Black hoodie, fabric wings under your arms

  -atDeal this setEvery -at costume

• SleepyheadEggheadLoaf of BreadThe Undead

  • Sleepyhead: Pajamas with a pillow strapped to your head
  • Egghead: Lab coat, bald cap, clipboard
  • Loaf of Bread: Tan outfit with brown crust trim
  • The Undead: Torn clothes, gray face, fake blood

  -eadDeal this setEvery -ead costume