Kid-friendly rhyme without reason costumes

Sets for spirit week and school parties, with no grown-up or gross-out jokes. Most of them come from the closet.

• SquirrelEarlFlower GirlBicep Curl

  • Squirrel: Brown outfit, bushy tail, an acorn
  • Earl: Velvet robe, monocle, a teacup
  • Flower Girl: Pastel dress, a flower crown, toss petals
  • Bicep Curl: Gym tank, a dumbbell, flex on every beat

  -urlDeal this setEvery -url costume

• SharkQuestion MarkBookmarkTrademark

  • Shark: Gray hoodie with a fin on top
  • Question Mark: Black outfit and a giant ? sign
  • Bookmark: Tall ribbon strip down your front, a tassel hat
  • Trademark: Black outfit, a giant TM on your chest

  -arkDeal this setEvery -ark costume

• Stop SignFrankensteinValentineSunshine

  • Stop Sign: Red octagon on your chest
  • Frankenstein: Green face, flat top, neck bolts
  • Valentine: Red and pink with paper hearts
  • Sunshine: Yellow outfit, paper rays around your face

  -ineDeal this setEvery -ine costume

• GhoulMuleToadstoolApril Fool

  • Ghoul: Ripped clothes and gray face paint
  • Mule: Brown outfit, donkey ears, an overstuffed backpack
  • Toadstool: Red umbrella hat with white dots
  • April Fool: Jester hat and a whoopee cushion

  -oolDeal this setEvery -ool costume

• CavemanSnowmanToucanMailman

  • Caveman: Faux fur and a foam club
  • Snowman: All white, three buttons, scarf, carrot nose
  • Toucan: Black outfit and an orange paper beak
  • Mailman: Blue shirt, mailbag, a stack of letters

  -anDeal this setEvery -an costume

• License PlateFirst MateCheckmatePaper Plate

  • License Plate: Cardboard plate with your name on it
  • First Mate: Striped shirt and a sailor hat
  • Checkmate: Crown and a black-and-white checkered shirt
  • Paper Plate: A giant paper plate on your chest

  -ateDeal this setEvery -ate costume

• FoxJuice BoxChicken PoxGoldilocks

  • Fox: Orange hoodie, white chest, fox ears
  • Juice Box: Box body with a straw on top
  • Chicken Pox: Pajamas and red dot stickers all over
  • Goldilocks: Blonde curls, a blue dress, a bowl of porridge

  -oxDeal this setEvery -ox costume

• MooseSilly GooseOrange JuiceSpruce

  • Moose: Brown outfit and an antler headband
  • Silly Goose: White outfit, an orange beak, a clown nose
  • Orange Juice: Orange outfit, a straw headband, a carton sign
  • Spruce: Green felt cone with pinecones pinned on

  -ooseDeal this setEvery -oose costume

• IntrovertExtrovertStuffed ShirtPile of Dirt

  • Introvert: Hood up, a book, noise-canceling headphones
  • Extrovert: Loud outfit, a HELLO name tag on every surface
  • Stuffed Shirt: Suit stuffed with pillows, nose in the air
  • Pile of Dirt: Brown sweats with gummy worms pinned on

  -irtDeal this setEvery -irt costume

• PugShag RugLadybugSlug

  • Pug: Tan hoodie, a black nose, a curly tail
  • Shag Rug: Fuzzy blanket as a cape, lie on the floor
  • Ladybug: Red top with black dots, black antennae
  • Slug: Gray sleeping bag, two antennae, move very slowly

  -ugDeal this setEvery -ug costume

• LumberjackQuarterbackMidnight SnackInsomniac

  • Lumberjack: Flannel, beard, a toy axe
  • Quarterback: Jersey, eye black, a football
  • Midnight Snack: Pajamas covered in candy wrappers
  • Insomniac: Pajamas, coffee mug, drawn-on eye bags

  -ackDeal this setEvery -ack costume

• WhaleSnailEmailKale

  • Whale: Blue or gray hoodie with a water-spout hat
  • Snail: Brown outfit, a rolled pillow shell on your back
  • Email: Poster board envelope with an @ sign
  • Kale: Green outfit covered in ruffled tissue paper

  -ailDeal this setEvery -ail costume